A Bit of Nonsense! - Make JChap Rich!

let's make jchap rich! you like me. you want me to succeed. here's how you can help: Just donate. Buy jerejunk or chapcrap. Make a CD of my music. Employ me. Spread the word.
donate wow, you rule. i can accept paypal, credit card, or you can always send me a personal check, or just deliver a truck full of $20s to my front yard. if you donate, i would like to thank you and tell everybody else how much you rule. can i put your name up on my list of awesomeness? can i link my visitors to your website? let me know what i can do. also, i'm going to set up a way for you to specify what you'd like your $2,500 donation to go towards. should i tuck it away into my graduate school account? should i use it to buy more musical instruments, multimedia equipment, webspace, wigs, costumes or a hot tub? your money, your choice. contact me for my address/best places to park your truck full of $20s. back to top
jerejunk this is where i sell you junk. i actually plan to donate a healthy portion of the proceeds of this stuff. if you'd like to help me directly, this is not the best way to do it, as i only get like $2 for every $15 you spend on this stuff. "i don't care, take me to jerejunk!" back to top
chapcrap the sarcastic, cynical, vulgar older brother of jerejunk. here's where the crappiest crap is. it's really stupid. don't say i didn't warn you: you are wasting your time by going. you still want to go, huh? alright. let's buy some chapcrap. back to top
burn yourself a cd of my music take my music. make a CD out of it. enjoy it. if you want, you can donate money to me. in case you've forgotten, most CDs cost $10-$15. back to top
employ me put me to work. like napoleon dynamite, i have many talents and skills. i can do basic multimedia/video editing. i can take your video clips and string them together with titles, effects, transitions, and original music. soon, i'll post some examples of my work i can compose original music and songs. you can use my music for your website, or for your own songs, or to make fun of your boss, or whatever. "wait a minute, jchap! you just told us we could take your music for free!" yes, i did. you definitely can. what i've already posted here is free for download and enjoyment, but you can't use it to make money. i can't really let you just take one of my songs and set it as the background music for your webpage. that would be very stupid of me. if you'd like to use some of my music for your webpage or business, let's make it work! i can either expand on something you've already heard, or i can compose brand new, original music. just for you. i can do other things. got an idea? let's hear it. back to top
spread the word tell people about this website. if you don't have any cash to spend on silly websites, you can still help. i'm working on putting one of them slick little "tell-a-friend" pages right here. in the meantime, you can put a link to my webpage on your webpage, or in your profile, or on your forehead, in the form of a small, decorative tattoo. if you're a social person, you can instant message or e-mail someone a link to my website. Here are some ready-made links for you. All you have to do is copy/paste! Hey, you enjoy stupid/random/interesting stuff, right? Well, here you go: www.abitofnonsense.com Figured you could use a distraction. Enjoy: www.abitofnonsense.com I need an excuse to start a conversation with you, so, uh, check out this sweet website, and then IM me when you're done: www.abitofnonsense.com back to top

let's make jchap rich!

you like me. you want me to succeed. here's how you can help:

Spread the word.

donate

wow, you rule. i can accept paypal, credit card, or you can always send me a personal check, or just deliver a truck full of $20s to my front yard.

if you donate, i would like to thank you and tell everybody else how much you rule. can i put your name up on my list of awesomeness? can i link my visitors to your website? let me know what i can do.

also, i'm going to set up a way for you to specify what you'd like your $2,500 donation to go towards. should i tuck it away into my graduate school account? should i use it to buy more musical instruments, multimedia equipment, webspace, wigs, costumes or a hot tub? your money, your choice.

contact me for my address/best places to park your truck full of $20s.

jerejunk

this is where i sell you junk. i actually plan to donate a healthy portion of the proceeds of this stuff. if you'd like to help me directly, this is not the best way to do it, as i only get like $2 for every $15 you spend on this stuff. "i don't care, take me to jerejunk!"

chapcrap

the sarcastic, cynical, vulgar older brother of jerejunk. here's where the crappiest crap is. it's really stupid. don't say i didn't warn you: you are wasting your time by going. you still want to go, huh? alright. let's buy some chapcrap.

burn yourself a cd of my music

take my music. make a CD out of it. enjoy it. if you want, you can donate money to me. in case you've forgotten, most CDs cost $10-$15.

employ me

put me to work. like napoleon dynamite, i have many talents and skills.

i can do basic multimedia/video editing. i can take your video clips and string them together with titles, effects, transitions, and original music. soon, i'll post some examples of my work

i can compose original music and songs. you can use my music for your website, or for your own songs, or to make fun of your boss, or whatever.

"wait a minute, jchap! you just told us we could take your music for free!" yes, i did. you definitely can. what i've already posted here is free for download and enjoyment, but you can't use it to make money. i can't really let you just take one of my songs and set it as the background music for your webpage. that would be very stupid of me. if you'd like to use some of my music for your webpage or business, let's make it work! i can either expand on something you've already heard, or i can compose brand new, original music. just for you.

i can do other things. got an idea? let's hear it.

spread the word

tell people about this website. if you don't have any cash to spend on silly websites, you can still help.

i'm working on putting one of them slick little "tell-a-friend" pages right here. in the meantime, you can put a link to my webpage on your webpage, or in your profile, or on your forehead, in the form of a small, decorative tattoo. if you're a social person, you can instant message or e-mail someone a link to my website.

Here are some ready-made links for you. All you have to do is copy/paste!

Hey, you enjoy stupid/random/interesting stuff, right? Well, here you go: www.abitofnonsense.com

Figured you could use a distraction. Enjoy: www.abitofnonsense.com

I need an excuse to start a conversation with you, so, uh, check out this sweet website, and then IM me when you're done: www.abitofnonsense.com